my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
