That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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