curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
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