ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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