I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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