Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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