me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
my god I love twenty year old dicks
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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