You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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