Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
The air was thick with penises
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Randomize
