Ambien. No doubt about it.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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