I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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