i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
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