So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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