we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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