Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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