brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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