You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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