its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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