Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
4 words: hood of his car
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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