This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
My bed smells like the plague
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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