I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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