Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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