I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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