never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
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