tell your sister to shave her snatch
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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