Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
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