Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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