so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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