I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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