I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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