Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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