you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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