Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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