SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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