I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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