Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I AM VODKA MAN
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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