We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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