I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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