Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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