Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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