he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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