I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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