yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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