This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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