sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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