I wish I could punch you in the face.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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