I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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