I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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