i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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