No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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