Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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