my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Enjoy the penises
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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