She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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