the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
My balls are so social today.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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