I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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