Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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