Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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