I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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